Monday, November 17, 2008

What do you call a 26-foot 11.5-inch teenager?

Charting Luca's Growth:
Size at birth 21 inches tall 8 lbs 12.8 oz
Size at four months
26.5 inches tall 16 lbs 14 oz
Monthly growth
1.375 in/m 2.02 lbs/m
Projected size in 18 yrs 26-ft 11.5 in 453 lbs

Charting Luca's Identity Crisis:
(what follows is a list of the random nicknames that our poor son hears almost daily)

L.T.
Friendo

Lumpo
The Lump
Anders Stinkerton Lee
Preshy Presh Presh
The Smidge
Button
Wiggles Mcgee
Bubbs
Pumpkin
Hamburger
Nerfburger
Plumperton
Nut Nut
Taco Stu
Johnny Napsacks

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